According to the internet and a website called www.bandittrackerarizona.com the Crash Test Dummy Bandit has been captured! As you know, we believe everything we read on the internet so we know that this man is now in the slammer.
Although we are glad he is captured, we will miss the free advertising. We would like to recommend the Fang Face Bank Robber (I mean Neoprene) Face Mask to the next burglar out there.
We wish the Crash Test Dummy Bank Robber the best of luck in prison and we will think of you the next time we watch The Shawshank Redemption.
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