I write this with a hasty and uncertain hand, for I have beheld otherworldly horrors that have shaken the very foundations of my mind. One night early last month I came upon a dream of my death in the middle of the night, and though its denizens at first seemed friendly (even officious), their unnatural countenances unnerved me extremely. And lo! They were hiding an eldritch, ancient evil most foul:
An When I Die Make it Look Like I was Doing Something Cool Shirt.
I've finally figured out that one day I too must die...As all things die. I only hope I look cool on my way out.
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