RED DRAGON: I AM THE COLOR OF COURAGE AND SACRIFICE. AND ALSO LOVE. AND BLOOD. I WILL COURAGEOUSLY WARM YOUR FACE WITH BLOOD. No wait, that's not what I—
GREEN DRAGON: I AM THE COLOR OF POWER AND AUTHORITY. AND DARKNESS. I WILL RULE OVER YOUR LIFE AND COVER YOUR HOUSE IN DARKNESS. IT'S OK, EVIL IS COOL.
BLUE DRAGON: I am the color of shiny.
RED DRAGON: I WILL—wait, that's it? Shiny?
BLUE DRAGON: Well......yeah.
GREEN DRAGON: So hang on, if a bear attacks you in the woods, you would defend yourself by being shiny?
BLUE DRAGON: Why would I be in the woods?
RED DRAGON: I don't think any of us could defend ourselves against a bear.
GREEN DRAGON: I would.
RED DRAGON: How?
GREEN DRAGON: I'd scare its face.
RED DRAGON: Forget the bear. Surely there must be something about being blue.
BLUE DRAGON: I guess clouds have a silver lining.
GREEN DRAGON: Ok good.
BLUE DRAGON: Uh, silver is associated with 2nd place.
GREEN DRAGON: This is sad.
RED DRAGON: Hey, silver is a valuable metal, right?
BLUE DRAGON: I guess so.
RED DRAGON: Hey, why don't we all reign supreme?
GREEN DRAGON: Fine with me.
RED DRAGON: Ok. In that case, WE ARE ALL COLORS OF IMPORTANCE, WE REIGN SUPREME.
GREEN DRAGON: SUPREME.
BLUE DRAGON: And I'll be in 2nd place.
RED DRAGON: C'mon we talked about this.
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