I would like to introduce our guard dog to the world. World, please meet Barkley. Barkley is our Bitch!
As you can see...Barkley is a vicious guard dog who will bit the leg off any burglar who thinks he will break into here and steal our helmets.
Barkley never sleeps and she never plays. All she does is hunt. She hunts for thieves who want to pick pocket a neoprene face mask, she hunts for punks who want to steal helmet horns.
But, do you know who she hates the most? Tax collectors....So come on Mr. or Mrs. Tax collector...Come mess with Barkley. Let's see how far you make it!
Just kidding on the tax collector part...Please stay away.
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