Mushroom Head Motorcycle Helmet

We get the same call all the time.  It starts like this: "I just bought the DOT German Motorcycle Helmet and it makes me look like a mushroom head."

It is almost like these people never read our descriptions.  

I just wrote the following description for the German Leather DOT Motorcycle Helmet.  Please be prepared to be ridiculed if you call us complaining if you purchase this helmet: 

GREAT SAFETY!" "LESS PADDING!" GREAT SAFETY!" "LESS PADDING!" GREAT SAFETY!" "LESS PADDING!"

There are two types of people in this world: those who prefer safety with their DOT German Leather Motorcycle Helmet, and those who prefer style with their small padding novelty German motorcycle helmet.

Which one is right for you?

DOT German Leather Motorcycle Helmet: people who don't care how they look might love this motorcycle helmet; people who think they might have something to live for; people who will never read this and then wonder why they look like a mushroom head; people with $50 more than the people in the second category

Novelty German Leather Motorcycle Helmet: people who are trying to pick up the opposite sex; people who want to die immediately and not live in a comma; people who say "it will never happen to me"; People who have actually seen the DOT German Leather Motorcycle helmet in real life and not just one a website. 

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