The Same Question...Everyday

Dan e-mailed us last night with a question we seem to get every single day.  Except Dan asked it a little different...Dan actually uses punctuation and grammar.

Dan- It was a relief to see your e-mail and have faith in the education system again.  Your reward is that I will actually answer your question.  

Hello Ironhorse.

My name is Dan and I am looking for a cool looking helmet like Jesse James wears. I found out it is one of yours, but it is the Novelty class. I need one as cool looking but DOT certified. I had found the one Outlaw makes, but can’t seem to buy one as all the sites claim they are out of stock and possibly out of production. They claim theirs is the lowest profile helmet made. I have some German helmets that sit too high on my head and look cartoonish (HCI). Would your DOT helmet look or appear to sit on the head the same way your novelty helmet does? I guess I am asking if the shell for the DOT is a little bigger to compensate for the thicker padding than the novelty helmet, or do you use the same one? The pictures make the same type look different from one cert. to the other. Please help. I have already spent good dollars on shipping charges for the ugly ill fitting helmets I’ve purchased thus far. Thanks, Dan from Des Moines. Hello
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Dan- Seems like you looking for a DOT Novelty Motorcycle Helmet?  In other words, a Motorcycle Helmet that looks like a novelty helmet but just happens to be DOT.

Well, have I got news for you.

IT DOES NOT EXIST

Food for thought, if DOT would approve such a helmet, then why would there be a market for novelty helmets? Deep isn't it.

In plain English: Any DOT Motorcycle Helmet will still give you that mushroom look.

In German: Motorradhelm noch geben Sie die Pilze suchen
In French: Casque de moto sera toujours vous donner ce look champignons

In Finnish: Moottoripyörä Helmet vielä teille, että sieni näyttää

Even Hebrew: אופנוע קסדה ימשיך לתת לך את המבט פטריות

How about in Urdu: موٹر سائیکل ہیلمیٹ کیا آپ اب بھی ہے کہ مشروم نظر دے گا (no clue what or where Urdu is, but it looked cool on the Google Translator)

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Messing with a Spammer

Have you tried our live chat button? We have a slave named Dave who sits in front of a computer all day and answers your questions.

There is only one problem, Dave thinks his job is boring.

Sometimes, Dave gets spammers who try to reach us through our live chat.

You don't want to be that spammer! That is like talking with a widow in a nursing home....

Dave was very proud of himself today, below is his conversation with that spammer. BTW, the spammer was in India. I think Richard is a strange name for a guy in India.

9:09:07 AM: Richard: Hi, I need some assistance
9:09:07 AM: Welcome Richard! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.
9:09:10 AM: Call accepted by operator Dave. Currently in room: Dave.
9:09:24 AM: Dave: That is my job. What can I help you with?
9:10:09 AM: Richard: Hi, Dave how are you
9:10:20 AM: Dave: Fine thanks.
9:11:14 AM: Richard: I am Richard from eAssistance Pro, one of the fastest growing live chat software provider and we are providing 3 months free live chat solution and to know more you can visit our website https://www.eassistancepro.com/
9:11:46 AM: Dave: So yo don't really need my assistance. This is a sales pitch. So you lied!
9:11:46 AM: Richard: the tool has certain distinguishing features like Live Chat Buttons, Operator Pictures, Chat Surveys etc.
9:12:46 AM: Richard: this is not a sales pitch as we are providing a 3 months free live chat solution and I have also given you the details of our company
9:13:16 AM: Dave: That sounds like a sales pitch to me. What would you call it?
9:14:54 AM: Richard: No, We are not here for sales but we are here to tell you about our tool, as it is free it depends on your needs and wants to test the tool
9:15:28 AM: Dave: But it is only free for 3 months, then we would have to pay. That sounds like sales.
9:15:43 AM: Richard: and for further things we can send you the whole things to your email from our manager email id tarun@eassistancepro.comn
9:15:51 AM: Richard: sorry .com
9:16:16 AM: Dave: So you also want to spam me?
9:17:05 AM: Richard: No, you can compare the cost after using it for free for 3 months You can compare the cost of the tool with others also through https://www.eassistancepro.com/comparison.php
9:17:49 AM: Richard: we are not spamming
9:18:18 AM: Dave: Sending me e-mail I did not ask for is Spamming.
9:19:09 AM: Richard: so what do you want You can download the tool from the given link. https://www.eassistancepro.com/download.php
9:19:21 AM: Richard: these all things are not spam
9:19:26 AM: Richard: ok..
9:19:57 AM: Dave: Why do I want to download something. It might have a virus.
9:20:55 AM: Richard: as we are the fastest growing company then we are not here to spam you ok as I have also given you the comparison pricing after using the tool for free for 3 months
9:21:15 AM: Richard: its your wish 9:21:38 AM: Richard: ok..
9:21:54 AM: Dave: How do I know your a fast growing company? You could lie. You started this off with a lie when you said you needed my help.
9:22:01 AM: Richard: as we are professionals and not a spammers
9:22:14 AM: Dave: Who is WE?
9:22:22 AM: Richard: our company
9:23:09 AM: Richard: if you want to test it then you can test it otherwise it highly depends on you
9:23:20 AM: Dave: How do I know you are a real company and not someone in their underwear?
9:25:03 AM: Richard: you can contact us about our company personnel through our live chat tool that we are providing ok
9:25:40 AM: Dave: What are you wearing?
9:28:15 AM: Richard is now off-line and may not reply. Currently in room: Dave.

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The Worst Kept Secret Ever!

Our good customers always want to know what our next product is going to be.  They say things like, "Mr. Iron Horse, when are you coming out with cool new products?"  I usually answer them the same way.  I say, "That's Dr. Iron Horse to you!"

I am going to let you in on the ground floor.  I want to tell you about the worst kept secret here at Iron Horse Helmets.  We are making new top secret face masks.  

I was able to snap this picture with my top secret camera (iPhone).  

Of course, they are not painted yet, but they will be soon.  I was told that they would sell around $35.

Please let us know you thoughts, although we probably won't listen.  

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I am Iron Man

Aimee Kirch wants to know if we can paint a Iron Man Motorcycle Helmet like the one above.

Aimee, our name is Iron Horse Helmets, of course we can paint a Iron Man Motorcycle Helmet, we can even sing the Iron Man song by out favorite Iron Man.....Ozzy.

I AM IRON MAN

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Iron Horse Helmets Mocks the Competition

Matthias Sieber is our new best friend. He has written a awesome blog post about us.

Thanks so much.  We love many things at Iron Horse Helmets, mostly looking in the mirror and reading about ourselves.
http://www.empowernetwork.com/manonthemat/blog/warhawk-pigtails-guy-fawkes/


Warhawk, Pigtails, Guy Fawkes by ManOnTheMat | on February 16, 2013

The guys at Iron Horse Helmets sure are something else. While clearly most of people who are stepping outside their four walls once in a while clearly must have seen Mohawks for Motorcycle helmets in the past, I have yet to see Pigtails on a Motorcycle helmet on the street. Yeah, you’ve read correctly: Pigtails on a motorcycle helmet that actually are tested up to 80 mph.

Iron Horse Helmets mock the competition

It’s not so much being disrespectful, but being very confident in themselves. This unique biz even has a link to their competition in the navigation bar. It’s one thing to have a text about your company in which you tell your website visitors that you are very confident in your products and services, but yet another to actually identify your rivals and put links to them on your very own company website. Who else does that?

But it’s not just their presentation that caught my attention. I think all those helmet accessories are cool, but I’m a different type of motorcycle rider. I like it fast - ask my wife 

Me on my Kawasaki ER6F on the race track in 2011

Usually, I would post this blog post on one of my other blogs. However, given the combination of Guy Fakwes and Motorcycle Helmets, I have to post it on this authority blogging site in order to give Iron Horse Helmets the attention they deserve.

Talking about blogs. They even have their own blog. Go check it out:http://blog.ironhorsehelmets.com

Where’s my credit card? Apart from the helmet accessories and airbrushed motorcycle helmets, it’s the other riding gear that caught my attention. Even in Sunny California, in the shades of the mountains, it can get cold under a helmet and especially around your neck when you’re going fast. A Bandana or Face Mask would come in handy in those situation – even if you’re wearing a full face helmet you’re better protected against nature.

One face mask and one bandana in particular caught my eye.

Vendetta Mask

This revolutionary bandana is water resistant and protects you not solely from climate, but according to the guys at Iron Horse Helmets, also from sudden outbreaks of authoritarianism. It’s actually a two in one bandana, as the other side is in solid black. This adds some anonymity as well as more fashionable possibilities. It is printed with some sage advice for safe, sane protesting with thoughts on dealing with the police, how to dress for protest success, and important numbers to call in the event of interactions with the law. These features should be enough to let you know it’s truly a must-have item to protect yourself against the New World Order!

What’s the deal with the Fawkes Mask? For a history lesson on Guy Fawkes, jump over to Wikipedia.

Guy Fawkes Neoprene Face Mask

This is another mask for the liberty loving biker. Most of your face is covered with this one-size fits most mask. It has vent holes for ears and mouth and you can wear (tinted) googles with it for extra anonymity. Just like the bandana, is is reversible as well, as the other side displays solid black material. And it looks great, doesn’t it?

I’m continuing shopping at Iron Horse Helmets now, so I can ride in style to the next Empower Network event, where we’ll be all wearing Guy Fawkes masks again.

About The Author: ManOnTheMat

Matthias Sieber is part of the Empower Network since August 2012. Although relatively new in the game of Direct sales and Network Marketing, he was able to help a bunch of people like you making money with this system and having a great life at the same time. Matthias is born in Hamburg, where he spent most of his life so far. He's living with his American wife in Los Angeles. One passion they share is for martial arts. Both train and fight. You can check his personal blog on blog.manonthemat.com and get an inside on some of his free Internet Training Videos and Martial Arts on his YouTube Channel. There's always a place for you in his team of money makers. Get information on how to make money with Matthias here in Empower as your mentor by clicking one of the banners, enter your email address and watch the video presentation. Or just click here to join us right away.

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Ladies....They're Back

It only took a month or two, but our blue motorcycle helmet pigtails are back in stock.  We are not going to carry the motorcycle helmet ponytails anymore since no one ever bought them.

As you can see by the picture above, Scoot is ready for a long weekend of sorting helmet pigtails.  He can forget about it if he thinks the boss is going to pay him overtime.  

BTW, Ladies...Scott is single.  He is in a band and plays many instruments.  Feel free to drop us a note if you have a 401k and health insurance.   

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Be Sure to Spring Ahead Tonight

If the best thing you have to do on a Saturday is check this crappy blog, chances are you're clinically depressed. Psychologists say that extra daylight can help you snap out of the blues, and Daylight Savings Time is just around the corner, so your crippling melancholy might be nearing an end.

But hey, maybe you were just starting to enjoy your Seasonal Effective Disorder; maybe you don't want to "escape the crushing spiral of depression."- Here's the trick to maintaining your debilitating mental condition: Purchase some of our Motorcycle Sunglasses and wear them 100% of the time.

Of course, there might be other signs of spring that infect your den of depression, such as the joyous chorus of birds in the morning. To avoid this torment, you'll need to loop Finnish death metal through your motorcycles speaker. Nobody knows wintertime angst like the Finns.

If none of this works, and you feel yourself awaking from the nightmare of depression, just watch NBC's prime-time sitcom lineup on your TV. You'll plummet back into existential despair -- we promise.

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