Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover

Well the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what"

"You probably didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll just make a bet with you"

"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
I think I'm better than you"

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'm gonna take your bet, you're gonna regret
I'm the best there's ever been"

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover gets your soul

The Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

And then he pulled his bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover finished
Johnny said, "Well you're pretty good old son
But you just sit down in that chair right there
I'm gonna show you how this stuff's done"

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run
The Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' at dough
Granny does your dog bite? No child, no

Well that ol' Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
Down on the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, "Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been"

He played, 'Fire on the Mountain', run boys, run
The Devil Motorcycle Helmet Cover's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' at dough
Granny does your dog bite? No child, no

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Video of the Day: When T-Shirts Become Prophecy

Here’s a video sent to us this morning by the folks over at Funny or Die, showing the darker side of joke T-shirts. What happens when it becomes real, man? What happens then?!

Well, really, it depends on the particular joke T-shirt being worn. In the case of these folks, things ended poorly. Whereas when my uncle Harold wore an “Official Miami Beach Bikini Inspector” T-shirt in the 80s it worked out really well for him.

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Ivorced and looking for the D T-Shirt

Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing for it, but we might use it and will be sure to take all the credit for it.

These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. Ivorced and looking for the D is boldly printed across the front or back of the tee....You can choose at checkout.

Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!

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3D Printed Motorcycle Helmet

The Zortrax M300 may sound like a plasma rifle from a futuristic FPS or a new type of heart medication, but it's actually a 3D printer — a big one. How big? Well, as this incredibly pumped-up intro video shows, it's large enough to print out a motorcycle helmet in a single run. Not that you should ever wear a motorcycle helmet made in a 3D printer (at least not if you're concerned with keeping your head during a crash),

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Motorcycle Helmet Saw Blade Warhawk Mohawk

Our Saw Blade Warhawk is Approximately 17" long. Try on this killer helmet spikes for an instint attitude adjustment!! No drilling required. Our Warhawk comes with two-sided industrial grade tape that becomes stronger with time. It is applied directly to the top of the helmet, just peel off and apply. Length is easily adjustable to your helmet with the use of scissors. All sales final due to the one-time application method. Helmet is not included.

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DOT White Motorcycle Helmet

Once someone tells you to act casual, it's all over. You suddenly become hyper-aware of every inch of your body. You find yourself desperately trying to remember how people act when they're being normal. Your arms feel weird; your hands can't stay put. Basically, once you start consciously trying to act casual, you end up acting like a total weirdo. But at least your DOT White Motorcycle Helmet can still be normal.

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Spiked Neoprene Face Masks

I would have wished you a happy Friday the 13th....If I remembered to post this on the actual 13th. 

Happy Day!

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