Classic Matte Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

I Can’t Believe They’re Making Me Work On My Birthday

No presents. No cake. There isn’t even anyone here. Sigh. Another year alone, I guess.

Well, to heck with everybody. I’ll throw my own birthday party. That’s right! In fact, I’m already throwing one with my two best friends, this Matte Black Classic Motorcycle Helmet with a metal quick release! They love me. They care about my special day. Isn’t that right, Mr. Black Motorcycle Helmet? That’s right! We’d never leave the warehouse without your clever writeups and wonderful way with words. It’s fantastic people like you that love our fiberglass shell and Steel Rivets, and we just wanted to show you how much we appreciate you on the day you were born! So, get ready to party! Wait! What’s that noise? Someone’s coming into the office! Gasp! I bet it’s a surprise party! They didn’t want me to come in to do writeups! They planned a surprise party just for ME! Okay, don’t let on. Gotta remember to act surprised. Here they come. OMG YOU GUYS REMEM- Oh, it’s just you, Mr. Janitor. Didn’t mean to scare you. Well, a surprise birthday urinal cake is better than no cake at all, I guess.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Classic styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Matte Black Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.

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Don't Let Your Tongue Get Your Teeth Knocked Out Biker T-Shirt

Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing for it, but we might use it and will be sure to take all the credit for it.

These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. Don't let your tongue get your teeth knocked out is boldly printed across the front or back of the tee....You can choose at checkout.

Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!

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Japanese flag face mask

I've got your Neoprene Face Mask
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your Neoprene Face Mask
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your Neoprene Face Mask
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your Neoprene Face Mask
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your Neoprene Face Mask
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese flag face mask I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese flag face mask I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese flag face mask I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese flag face mask I really think so
(Think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese flag face mask I really think so

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Intelligent Cranium Helmets is developing iC-R smart helmet: Is technology taking too much space?

Geeks are dominating today’s world as our lives revolve around latest technologies and gadgets. While technology has made our lives much easier and safer than ever before, it has reached a point where it is constantly acquiring more and more space in our daily routine, even while travelling.

2014 saw the Skully AR-1 helmet making its debut. The first vertically integrated smart HUD motorcycle helmet was highly appreciated by the tech savvy riders. The helmet was designed with an integrated rear view camera system with a near 180 degree viewing angle that feeds video to the HUD embedded in the visor. The HUD displayed navigation, let you pair your smartphone to control the music, send texts, make calls, and change your destination on the go. That helmet is now available at a hefty price tag of $1,499.

Fast forward to 2016 and the folks at Intelligent Cranium Helmets have introduced a new concept helmet, the iC-R, which does everything that the AR-1 can, and much more. The iC-R gets a dual HUD screens which streams real time video received from the two rear-view cameras. Apart from the rear view, the HUD screens can also be used to display functions such as navigation, weather reports, ride data, media libraries and communication from the connected devices.

he dual rear cameras have been designed to display a 210-degree view of the approaching traffic which reduces the blind spot and improves the safety especially while changing lanes. Other features include LED warning lights and integrated speakers. The open SDK framework allows custom functions which can be tailored to user’s preference. while the charging options include a power port on the back and an integrated solar panel.

Check out the complete features of the iC-R in this official video:

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Animal Balaclava

Summer is here, so it is time for summer masks.  Like the Boss says, "Everyone likes a face mask when it is 100 Degrees outside."

Be Sure to buy our new Animal Balaclava's so you too can burn your ass off this summer

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Hillary Sucks But Not Like Monica Shirt

Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing for it, but we might use it and will be sure to take all the credit for it.

These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. Hillary Sucks But Not Like Monica is boldly printed across the front or back of the tee....You can choose at checkout.

Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!

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Watch A Cop Allegedly Pepper Spray Passing Motorcyclists ...

A helmet cam from a rider in Fort Worth, Texas shows what looks to be a police officer, who was parked on the side of the road after pulling a car over, attempting to spray pepper spray into a row of oncoming motorcyclists, for what appears to be no reason.

The group of bikes does appear quite large, but it also seems as if there is a decent mix of styles and like everyone is riding fairly responsibly. You can also see the bikes behind the camera shifting to try and avoid the officer’s assault.

I can’t imagine what would make the officer think they needed to do something like this, or how every police department in the country doesn’t have a morning “remember, everyone has cameras everywhere” reminder, but this is just ridiculous.

The police claim they’re passing along the video to internal affairs for investigation.

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