Helmet

Look, the world has gone all topsy-turvy. It doesn't matter what side you're on. It doesn't even matter if you don't want to be a side. It's impossible to avoid. We're all running around like scared chickens and it's time that comes to a halt, okay? And the best way to do that is to know that we're all prepared.

So it doesn't matter if your plan is to flee to a beach house in Australia or to ride a motorcycle over the marching zombies outside your mountain cabin or to just sit in the basement and watch every Doctor Who episode in order from 1963 on. You're gonna need a helmet. And you're gonna need food that can sit in the corner without spoiling.

And maybe once we all know we don't have to be afraid of each other, we can all just take a deep breath and start having conversations again