Shorty Motorcycle Helmet

See, the thing about motorcycle helmets is that are required by law. The other thing about motorcycle helmets is that most look really bad on you. The trick is finding that sweet spot between "this is the best motorcycle helmets I've ever had" and "this is the last motorcycle helmets I'm going to have." And that's where you find the shorty helmet!

Now, we're not going to pretend that ANY motorcycle helmets is actually cool. But SOME motorcycle helmets can be cooler than others! And so we'll note that using a shorty motorcycle helmets can make you up to 70% less dorky. And we're sure you'll agree, if you've gotta wear a motorcycle helmets, it might as well be a little less terrible.

Just please don't be stupid and decide to ride 70% more, okay? That's not how it works.