My motorcycle helmet is my best friend

Your motorcycle helmet is with you through all the best moments in your life. Can you say the same for your so-called friends?

Where were your friends there last weekend when you needed to ride your motorcycle to pick up lunch? Where were your friends when you drove home drunk and crashed your motorcycle? Where were your friends when it started raining and you wondered why you didn't buy a full face motorcycle helmet?

I mean, I get that your friends were actually there for most of those things, but it's still not like they were going to protect your head when you crash.