Monday, February 1, 2016

Kids Face Mask

youth-camo-neoprene-face-maskThis is a youth camouflage neoprene face mask.  It will not fit me because I am over 40 and not a youth anymore.  But it just might fit that little person who likes to talk back to you and is never grateful.

I know that you know who I am talking about...Because I own two of them.  Sure, they will love it for about the first minute, but then they will just move on to the next item.  Maybe they will appreciate it when it is cold outside, but maybe not...You know how they are.

So, don't be pissed if you buy this for little Johnny and barely get a thank you!  Because, you are really buying it for yourself! Now you won't have to hear him bitch and moan about it being cold outside and his little nose being cold.  Tell him to toughen up and put on that Camouflage face mask you bought him...Or her.

Made of 70% neoprene and 30% polyester. ONE SIZE (SMALL) fits most with velcro strap closure, for kids.
Face measures 8 inches high, 20 inches long.
Reversible, piped edges for better fit.
Wind and water resistant material.
Soft, thin and warm material.
Hand washable.

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