Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Motorcycle Helmet schmotorcyclehelmet

Motorcycle Helmet schmotorcyclehelmet… They’re all the same!

Don’t read the specs on this Motorcycle Helmet and try to pretend like you understand, I know you don’t. Honestly, unless you are riding in the Isle of Man TT or your Joey Dunlop, there’s really no difference between HCC and Novelty Motorcycle Helmets (besides the obvious brain pan protection factor) except for one thing..

So what sets this Motorcycle Helmet apart from every other Motorcycle Helmet on the market? Is it the thin shell? The metal quick release?

No, my friends. What sets this Motorcycle Helmet apart is that it is black.

“That’s stupid!” you say! “It doesn’t matter what color a Motorcycle Helmet is! What matters is all that technical crap on the inside!”

But will that thousand dollar Reevu Helmet make you look cooler to all the people in your Monday afternoon Poli Sci lecture? Will that face shield catch the eye of that starbucks barista every morning? I don’t think so.

The truth is that it no longer matters what our Motorcycle Helmet can do. What really matters how you look when they’re doing it.

That’s why we’re offering most of our Motorcycle Helmets in black....the most majestic, aesthetically pleasing, and objectively beautiful color known to the human race.

Or, if you’re a slightly less cool person who’d like a slightly less cool color for your Motorcycle Helmet, we also sell Motorcycle Helmets in some other colors too. There's no accounting for taste.

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