Top 10 lies told during bike week

We decided to make this top 10 lies told during bike week shirt after a long week in Daytona Beach. 

Did you go to Daytona this year?  Did you see that cool motorcycle?  Did you see that really fat chick who thought she was hot?  Did you see (fill in the blank)?  

Yes, biker week is always the same.  That is why we also have a Happy Fucking Biker Week Shirt.