How Did We Miss This On Craigslist?

I feel like I was robbed of my destiny.  Just like Lt. Dan was supposed to die in Vietnam, I am supposed to own this A-Team General Lee van.

I am sick, Sick I tell you.  I can't even write anymore.  If the new owner sees this blog post, $10,000 cash is on the table.  I will worry about begging the boss for the 10k later.