Customer Question

Hello my friend,
I've been wearing a novelty helmet for years and its pretty ratty now. Anyway I'm looking for a new helmet. I would like be get a DOT helmet in a extended lid type. Is there a DOT that doesn't make you look like a bobble head. Is there a novelty that offers any kind of protection. Your time and thoughts would greatly be appreciated.

Respectfully, Rocky Sommers

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Our Answer:  Funny you ask for a small looking DOT motorcycle helmet because  I am looking for

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Unfortunately, the items I want don't exist and the item you want does not exist either.