You know, your children really would like you to get them a motorcycle helmet.

Easter's coming, and that means it's time to prepare a basket of goodies for your kids. Well, before you head to the store and snag all the chocolate eggs and jelly beans, we've got a little basket-stuffer we think you should consider:

A Spiked German Novelty Motorcycle Helmet 

Put one of these helmets on your child's head, and watch as excitement fills their eyes. Playtime has never been so productive, as your kids laugh and smile, dancing around the house with their new helmet on. With their precious helmet on, your kid can explore the many exhilarating options of playing, taking their playtime adventure to the dining room, the bedrooms, and even the stairs!

And it doesn't stop there! With the Spiked German Novelty Motorcycle Helmet, your kids will be able to use the metal spike to hold marsh mellow bunnies. It won't be long before your children are wondering why they'd been wasting so much time dreaming about egg hunts and marshmallow bunnies when they could have instead dreamt about how they'd soon be entrenched in the joy of danger.

We know that toy companies and candy companies will tell you that their products are more "fun" and that your child "will actually enjoy using them." But that doesn't get them respect, does it? So do the right thing and get your children A Spiked German Novelty Motorcycle Helmet, making this Easter a holiday the whole family will love!