Our Office Dog

In a effort to improve morale, encourage collaboration and limit stress in your workplace -- without spending too much money -- our boss bought a office dog about 7 years ago.

Has this dog done any of that?  NO

All she does is sleep in the nice air conditioned and heated office.  She lives the life and gets loved on by every customer who visits.

And all the customers ask the same thing, "How old is she?"

She is only 8!  I know she looks like she is 100, but she has aged like Barbara Bush.

Listen, please just ignore that dog and show the warehouse guys some attention...At least they do something around here!

BTW, the dogs name is Barkley. I have only heard her bark twice!