Helmet-Man: the hero no one needs or deserves.

It's hard to find a good superhero name that isn't already taken. Superman? Taken. Batman? Taken. Captain Ultra? Taken. Arm-Fall-Off-Boy? I'm sorry to tell you, but that too is already taken. But Helmet-Man is almost definitely up for grabs as a superhero name. And lucky for you, we've got the costume right here!
 

Biker Patches

Looking for biker patches? Find very cool embroidered biker patch designs for your motorcycle jacket and vest. We know your biker patch is going on leather, that's why we have borders on all our biker patches to make them easy to sew on. If your biker patch is going on denim then it's easy to iron on our biker patch. We have funny biker patches, large jacket back patches or small biker patches including biker skulls and eagles.

We patrol your neighborhood y'all complain T-shirt Police Shirt Blue Lives Matter shirt

We love making shirts that respond to idiots on the internet.  We would like to thank Justin Young for designing this We patrol your neighborhood y'all complain T-shirt Police Shirt Blue Lives Matter shirt.

Neoprene Face Mask

I’ve been wearing a Neoprene Face Mask when I ride for a roughly 6 months now and I can say without a doubt that it’s my favorite price of riding gear. It’s so light and breathable that you forget it’s there, but what you don’t forget is the sweat it keeps off of you! I will never wear a regular bandana again.

Michael King, Sweetwater OK.

I'm The Infidel Allah Warned You About Shirt

Do you want to piss people off? We can help. We can make an I'm The Infidel Allah Warned You About shirt for any state or country. Just email us or call us at 800-978-9468 and we will make your custom I'm The Infidel Allah Warned You About shirt for you.

Motorcycle Face Masks

Do you use a traditional bandana while you ride? Getting tired of the road grit on your face and wind-blown hair? If you answered yes, you have just found the best biker masks on the internet!

Gender: Men's, Women's
Material: Neoprene
Product Color: Black
Seasonal Wear: All Weather
Size: One Size Fits Most
Motorcycle Face Masks More Info

Arizona motorcycle helmet law

Arizona Motorcycle Helmet Law. In Arizona, only those motorcycle operators and riders under 18 must wear a helmet. Additionally, all riders and operators, regardless of age, must wear protective glasses, goggles, or a transparent face shield, unless the motorcycle is equipped with a protective windshield.
 

Bad Ass Motorcycle Helmet Man

You might be a bad ass, but you will never be as "bad ass" as the dude wearing a motorcycle helmet in some shitty Latin American apartment.

This prick in Caracas posed with the knives and motorcycle helmet he said that he uses to rob people to make a living.

Reagan in the Streets Clinton in the Sheets Shirt

Our Republican friends at www.weareright.com did it again.  They made this hilarious Reagan in the Streets Clinton in the Sheets Shirt. This might be the only chance you will ever see me with Bill Clinton on my shirt.

Craft Motorcycle Helmets

Have you ever heard of Craft Helmets?  We almost carried this brand 8 years ago.  Does anyone have any experience with them? 

Company fined for selling defective motorcycle helmets

A company in England and one of its directors have been heavily fined after being convicted of selling defective motorcycle helmets following an accident in which one shattered.

The conviction applied to three different models from the brand QTech and affected the Q102, Q5005 and Q113 models.

Quads Inn, which trades under Hough Mill Developments was convicted of three counts of selling the same unsafe goods and fined a total of $30,000 with an additional $50,000 in costs.

Director Roydon Wiggins was also fined $300 with a further $50,000 costs for selling the three helmet models.

The helmets were initially reported to Cheshire East Council following a low-speed accident where one of the motorcycle helmets shattered upon impact.

This led to the affected QTech helmets being recalled in January and has subsequently led to the conviction of Mr. Wiggins and Hough Mill Developments.

The helmets have now been taken off the market.

Fuck ISIS

All these shirts are going to a cool guy in Australia. He hates ISIS as much as we do.

Disco Ball Motorcycle Helmet

Did you see our Disco Ball Motorcycle Helmet on the Allstate commercial?  They didn't even give us free insurance for it, but they did pay full price.

Star Wars Red Squadron DOT approved motorcycle helmet

Helmet maker HJC offers this fantastic X-Wing fighter pilot's lid.

This motorcycle helmet is pretty hard to resist! DOT approved and complete with an orange sun shield, perhaps you can bulls-eye womp rats in your T-16!

A motorcycle helmet with a ponytail hole

This motorcycle helmet with a ponytail hole shows you how much we love women.

Cookie Monster Motorcycle Helmet

There are few times in life you'll be offered a second chance. There are even fewer times in life you'll be offered a third chance. A fourth chance is almost unheard of. Changes five through ten, at that point you gotta start feeling really weird about sticking to your guns, you know? We bring this up because, well, the cookie monster motorcycle helmet covers are in stock again. Go on. Take the hint from Destiny.